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If you haven't heard, there are credible indications that new federal bills will attempt to ban the sale of creatine to < 18-year-olds …

what it claims

Creatine monohydrate should not be restricted for sale to those under 18, unlike other supplements for which such a restriction would be justified.

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Creatine monohydrate is one of the most studied supplements in sports nutrition, with a solid scientific consensus on its safety profile in adults.

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Creatine monohydrate is one of the most studied supplements in sports nutrition, with a solid scientific consensus on its safety profile in adults. Regarding adolescents, the International Society of Sports Nutrition (ISSN) suggests in its position stand that, provided there is a balanced diet and appropriate supervision, supplementation may be considered for young athletes engaged in serious training. Current research, particularly observational studies and safety analyses, does not show serious adverse effects in healthy adolescents. However, caution remains necessary because long-term clinical data on growing populations are less abundant than in adults. Andy Galpin's assertion is based on this distinction: the theoretical risk is low compared to the potential benefits for performance and recovery. This is not to deny the caution required for minors, but to emphasize that creatine is often considered safer than many other products on the market.

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1NIH Office of Dietary Supplements 2026

Claimed by Andy Galpin. Noli grades the claim, never the person.

Decoded by Noli · July 18, 2026 · the original post

What the graded evidence says

Evidence: A

Effect: strength/power with resistance training — consistent small-moderate benefit
Measured on: healthy training adults

Andy Galpin in the Register50 claims graded · solidity 96/100See their record →

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