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Some of my favorite plain yogurt DYI add-ons: - Blueberries, raspberries or strawberries - Nut butter and

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what it claims

Prefer plain Greek yogurt topped with whole ingredients (fruit, nuts, seeds) over commercial flavored yogurts, as the latter contain added sugars that cause significant fluctuations in our energy curve.

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The recommendation to prioritize plain yogurt is highly relevant for supporting stable daily energy, as flavored versions often hide large quantities of added sugars.

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The recommendation to prioritize plain yogurt is highly relevant for supporting stable daily energy, as flavored versions often hide large quantities of added sugars. According to an observational study from the University of Sydney database conducted by Wolever et al. (2017), plain yogurt has a very low average glycemic index of 27, while sweetened yogurts rise to 41. Furthermore, randomized clinical trials (such as that of Kraft et al., 2025) show that yogurt's natural richness in proteins and fats slows digestion and supports the balance of our general well-being. However, the visual representation of a massive glycemic spike for flavored yogurt is exaggerated: even when sweetened, yogurt remains classified as having a low glycemic index (below the threshold of 55) thanks to this protective dairy matrix. Finally, labeling it a mere 'dessert' with no metabolic value lacks evidence, as it still provides calcium and live cultures essential to our gut flora.

the sources

  1. 1Malik VS, Hu FB 2019
  2. 2Yang Q, Zhang Z, Gregg EW, et al. 2014
  3. 3Westwater ML, Fletcher PC, Ziauddeen H 2016

Claimed by Jessie Inchauspé. Noli grades the claim, never the person.

Decoded by Noli · July 13, 2026 · the original post

What the graded evidence says

Linked to, not proven to cause.

Effect
cardiovascular mortality by added-sugar share of calories; sugar-addiction human evidence — adjusted HR ~2.75 (95% CI 1.40-5.42) for CVD mortality at >=25% vs <10% of calories from added sugar (cohort); little human evidence for sugar as an addictive substance
Measured on
general adults; US cohort for mortality

What’s uncertain

The mortality figures come from observational cohorts (association, not proof), and they're driven largely by sugary drinks and total intake. Framing sugar as an addictive drug isn't backed in humans and can fuel unhelpful all-or-nothing thinking.

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