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I love this test! Putting « clothing » on our carbs means adding protein, fat or fiber when we eat something

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what it claims

Systematically pair sugary or starchy foods with fiber, fat, or protein (the concept of 'clothing' your carbs) to slow sugar absorption, avoid glucose spikes, and maintain stable energy at an equal caloric intake.

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The association of carbohydrates with fiber, protein, or healthy fats to stabilize vitality is based on a well-documented biological principle.

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The association of carbohydrates with fiber, protein, or healthy fats to stabilize vitality is based on a well-documented biological principle. Randomized controlled trials (such as those analyzed by the Cooper Aerobics foundation) confirm that adding these nutrients slows digestion and the arrival of sugar into the body, favoring more lasting energy. Nevertheless, comparative graphs of this type generally rely on self-experimentation (N=1) conducted with individual glucose monitors. In reality, post-meal glucose fluctuations are natural, healthy, and expected reactions for the body. There is no evidence that a transient spike is harmful to a healthy person, nor that a completely flat energy curve is required for daily well-being. However, pairing almonds with dark chocolate remains an excellent modern-day grandmother's tip for optimizing satiety.

the sources

  1. 1Shukla AP, Andono J, Touhamy SH, et al. 2017
  2. 2Shukla AP, Iliescu RG, Thomas CE, Aronne LJ 2015
  3. 3Shishehbor F, Mansoori A, Shirani F 2017
  4. 4Buffey AJ et al. 2022
  5. 5Bellini A et al. 2023

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Decoded by Noli · July 13, 2026 · the original post

What the graded evidence says

Effect
postprandial glucose incremental AUC (0-180 min) — ~53% lower with carbohydrate-last vs carbohydrate-first (T2D crossover, n=16); vinegar and post-meal walking each give small-moderate reductions
Measured on
mainly adults with type 2 diabetes or overweight; fewer data in healthy normoglycemic adults

What’s uncertain

Most trials are small, short-term, and done in people with diabetes. For someone with healthy blood sugar, a flatter curve is nice but hasn't been tied to weight or long-term outcomes. It never replaces total food quality and quantity.

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